I've started rewatching the three existing Indiana Jones movies recently, whenever family life lets me. Last night I rewatched Temple of Doom, probably for the first time in something around two decades. I have thoughts:
- The movie starts out much weaker than its predecessor. The whole jungle sequence in Raiders of the Lost Ark was much more evocative than Willy singing in Chinese while two dozen wannabe-Bond-girls in yellowface dance. All in all the opening is trying too hard to be James Bond rather than Indiana Jones, if that makes sense in what is only the second movie of the franchise.
- Indy is even more of a thug than in the first movie. Taking a woman hostage like that? The diamond being payment for whatever McGuffin he collected for that guy? And why is he so smug when escaping on the plane - he has nothing to show for? This later turns out to be set-up for character growth. I think.
- How many best friends he previously had tons of adventures with does Indy have stashed away all over the world? He can't be more than 40 years old at this point in time. What gives?
- Willy is a massively annoying character. So much so that I don't understand how Indy decides to go for seducing her. It's not worth it, dude. It's also obvious that the only thing he sees in her is a pretty face.
- The geography is all over the place but let's ignore that. I mean, we don't know how many days the crew spent on that river for it to go from sub-alpine to tropical.
- The elephant riding sequence is uneccesarily long.
- The gross-out-dinner-scene didn't faze me anymore. Most of the stuff I have eaten in one form or another. Standard backpacker-gotta-try-it-once fare. Snake? Had that in Cambodia (though no live baby snakes. Mine was barbequeued). Beetles? You get that in Bangkok at the night market. Eyes? I didn't but I know plenty of people in Mongolia who swear it's a delicacy. Monkey brains? I only had goose brain but you get my point.
- Also these special effects ... were those real baby snakes? Is that a thing somewhere?
- I must mention that Short Round is awesome. He is actually outclassing Indy in this movie. Great acting by Ke Huy Quan. The boy was so into it. I'm glad he got back into real acting with Everything Everywhere All At Once. Shame that the Asiansploitation genre had to come into existence for him to get work like that again after growing out of being a cute kid.
- The secret entrance to the dungeon in the bedroom is cool. So are the traps, crazy and illogical as they are. They are also much more plausible than those from the first movie, considering this palace is still in use and the bad guys presumably do some upkeep work.
- I'd expect the centipedes to be more bitey but that may be my personal fear of that horrible mixture of spider and snake.
- The temple is vastly illogical but also awesome as fuck. I'll give Lucas and Spielberg the benefit of the doubt here. Also, this whole human sacrifice sequence is what Lovecraft would have seen in just arriving at the palace topside because of all these horrible non-anglosaxon people.
- After being captured it is up to Short Round to save the fucking day. At this point, the movie turns into basically one long, drawn out action sequence. The breaks are off (literally, as we see during the mine cart scene).
- Voodoo dolls are more of a Carribean thing, aren't they? Oh whatever floats, Steve and George. I would have saved that one for Indiana Jones and the Creepy Creoles or something like that.
- The fight scenes are done really well. Indy is scrappy and tricksy and even tries to rescue the head henchman from a gruesome death (as a hero should). He fails but the effort put into it shows character.
- Speaking of the fight scenes: Short Round can take about as many bad guys at the same time as Indy can. Like I mentioned before: This is really his movie. Indy is just the dream big brother he has tagging along.
- Willy is fucking useless. She had exactly one scene where what she did was relevant (saving Indy and Short Round out of that trap-room). Before and after that she only screams. A real step down from Marion, from which the franchise would never recover.
- Also, Willy has the same name as my grandfather. Which makes me even more angry now that I realized it.
- The cart ride is, of course, another iconic moment. Copied a million times, this is peak Spielberg/Lucas. I don't have much else to say about it.
- The callback to the sword-to-a-gunfight-scene from the earlier movie is a nice touch – although the fact that this movie takes place bevore the first one implies that Indy just regularly guns down swordsmen. He cannot recall the scene from the last movie like we do.
- The rope bridge is also iconic, although to a lesser extent. I like the use of the fact that Indy and Short Round are the only people present who speak Chinese.
- Is Indy actually posessed for a moment while the stones drop out of his pouch? I believe so.
- The happy end is the colonial forces gunning down the savage rebels. Now that's a political message you don't get to see often these days.
- Speaking of rebels: Why bows and arrows? We saw them with rifles and I'm pretty sure I even spotted a machine gun or two in the mines.
- Rescuing the village is character development for the Indiana Jones we saw in the beginning of the movie.
- Don't pretend like Willy and Indy have any kind of future together, please.
- What happened to Short Round after this story? The boy was extremely capable. And dreaming of going to America. Did Indy just ditch him somewhere?